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1.31.2003
 
pop culture icon
I want to be a pop culture icon
not good or talented; per se
but someone who
in 5 years
will have kitsch written all over them
(hey, maybe even now)
and the uncool cool kids
with the striped sweaters
will speak of me in reverant tones

and I don’t want to do it
for the money
the fame
or the women
(though I wouldn’t refuse them were they offered to me)
I want to be on a lunch box
not those cheap plastic Aladdin ones
I want my face die cast into the side
so that I ping a little
when you grab your pb & j
I’m round enough to be on a thermos

so I can take my lunch
(and everyone will know who’s lunch it is!)
to Arnold’s and eat with the Fonz
and play a round of golf
with OJ Simpson
and the “real killer”
buy long distance
from ET or ALF
or that space alien
(what’s his name…Mike Piazza?)
go on a reality show
win a million
lose some shame

I really think I can do it
and Scott Baio will no longer be in charge
it’ll be me
all me



1.26.2003
 
This blog stuff is boring me. I don't have anything interesting to say.

Anything really important, and I'll let you know.

 
Tampa looks good on two consectutive plays. Alstott with a good block there.

 
Joe Jurevicious should be wearing Giant blue. Of course, he'd be sitting at home right now.

 
Al Michael's analysis is spot-on....such an obvious call that you hate to have to waste it on a play like that. But you have to.

And Madden, I doubt Steckey was saying "Bologna".

 
Not a fumble.


 
Just because someone interecepted a pass in 1980, doesn't mean anything.


 
Budweiser commercial with the zebra referee: Brilliant!

 
Bucs seem to be adjusted to Oakland's line. Flushed Gannon out, now a sack for Rice.

 
Both teams seem to use a lot of movement, Rams-style. It works if you have a quarterback who can organize his troops. But it didn't work too well for the Giants. They started to really roll once the offense was streamlined.

 
Wow. Did Brad Johnson forget what team he was on?

 
PLaying Madden 2003 as much as I have been, I'm sick of the sound of John Madden's voice.


 
Just when I thought I was the only loser in front of the computer during the Super Bowl....Interactive TV.

 
Oh boy. This Super Sound business isn't going to get too annoying too quick. Not at all.

 
Whoops.

Can't even get which team is home and away. Can't be too good.


 
Larry Csonka's fallen far since his days of hosting American Gladiators.

 
Keenan McCardell is trying too hard to look badass.

 
Does everything have to be corporate sponsored? When John Madden takes his half-time shit, will it be the Cottonnelle Halftime Dump?

 
Comments on the Super Bowl so far:

-I thought fighting robots were solely Fox's domain.
-That Terminator intro was not exactly good. Arnold's starting to look old.
-The Life of David Gale immediately catches my attention--because it stars my favorite actor, Kevin Spacey.


1.22.2003
 
http://espn.go.com/mlb/news/2003/0122/1497122.html

This is surprising. To me at least. Pudge a Marlin. $10 Mil for one year? A steep price tag--will he be worth it?

WARP2 courtesy of baseballprospectus.com:

1991: 3.3
1992: 6.3
1993: 6.3
1994: 5.7
1995: 6.5
1996: 8.3
1997: 10.3
1998: 10.2
1999: 10.4
2000: 8.0
2001: 8.2
2002: 6.3

I'd say about 7 WARP2 is a reasonable lowball figure...let's give him benefit of the doubt at shoot at 8. Is eight wins worth $10 mil? (I understand the deferment and all that--but still.) Mike Redmond could be expected to contribute about 4 himself--so that's really only a +4, IMO.

Not worth the money, really. But perhaps as a PR thing, I can justify it. It's just that--by all reports--the Marlins seemed to have outbid everyone else by about $4 mil. That's a bit steep, no?


1.21.2003
 
http://www.dailyherald.com/sports/cubs_story.asp?intID=3764235

Rutgers student has reason to avoid class. Their next story? Sun rises, as expected.

Apparently, Brownlie did skip class today. I'm curious what class it was. If it was a CS class, he may have skipped it for reasons unrelated to the contract negotations.

I really wish, when I was in college, I could have gotten paid to not go to class. Oh wait....I did. Whoops.

1.19.2003
 
Surreal:

Watching the LL Cool J halftime show with the sound off (I was watching the football game, but decided I already have too much LL in my life), and listening to Weezer's blue album.

And what's with all the people in the plain colored T-shirts and jeans. WTF?

 
Thought of the day:

If the phrase "most trusted Internet psychic service" isn't damning with faint praise, nothing is.

 
A short poem. Enjoy.

Blue Screen

when you’re in a movie
and they put the star
in front of a blue screen
you can see a line between
the outline of their form
and the backdrop that
replaces the blue behind them
and you can pretend
it’s you in their place
but no matter
how hard you try
that seam will always be there
in between you
and where you really want to be


1.17.2003
 
I got Excel Saga volume 4 in the mail today!

Whooooooooooo!

I love Excel Saga. The new VA playing Excel in these episodes is OK, not as good as the one who played her in the first 3 volumes. Other than that, I must say these episodes are just sheer brilliance. These were the first episodes I saw, and they make even less sense in the context of the series as a whole. Ain't that grand?

It appears the gears are turning such that I'll be made a permanent employee at my current employer. Um. Woooo. I guess.

Life is strange. You never know who'll pop in and shake things up a bit. Even if you just write in a stupid blog infrequently. Keep reading. I'd love to hear from you readers.

1.14.2003
 
So I finally got around to watching Metropolis, which I had rented on Friday. Pretty cool flick. I must say, what is said on the IMDB site is right...the visuals are fantastic. The characters have this strange 40s-50s cartoon short/Gasoline Alley sort of look to them, which provides an interesting contrast to the cut-and-dried design of the machinery and the rather excellent CG. Some gratitutous use of CG towards the end is absolutely stunning. Story-wise, it wasn't terribly compelling, but good enough to keep me watching, especially just how pretty most of it was. I watched the subbed version--so no real comments on voice acting--the Japanese voices weren't good or bad--Pero was well played, but everyone else was fairly standard. Worth a rental, at least. Must of have looked damn cool on a big theater screen.

I also rented the Powerpuff Girls movie. Yes. I did.

For myself.

Anyway, the movie plays much like an extended episode of the series. It wouldn't be the best episode (there's some real classics like "Bubblevicious" and "Meet the Beat-Alls" to contend with), but it wouldn't be the worst either. Some interesting parts, some cutesy touching stuff, and a pretty cool action sequence. Some nifty animation adds to the movie. It's not something you'd enjoy if you don't like the series particularly much. For fans, it's pretty good, but it's relatively short running time (73 min) is a disappointment.

Next up: waiting for Excel Saga 4. Yippeee!




 
I've had a lot of ideas for poems lately....here's another:

Weddings
the paper clip weds these
two reports
and with hushed “I do”s
they move into a new desk
with plenty of room to build
a family
and before long
the desk is filled with reports
and the kids grow older
and move out in boxes
marked “archives”
then some other reports
fall in love
with each other
and the thing holding
this marriage together
leaves them behind
and they fall away
from one another



 
Been thinking again. Trying to regain control of my brain. It's going so-so so far.

I just finished writing this:
Probability Theory
like marbles in some
probablity theorist’s bag
we’re all mixed together
bumping in the dark
looking for that hand

to pull us out of this
one by one selected
all by random choice
measured and calculated
and we’re all trying

to find some meaning
in all of this business
while the mathematican
just counts and counts
we’re all just numbers

but we scratch each other
scrambling for the answer
but it’s down at the bottom
of the row of figures
on some mathematicn’s desk

I'm not terribly happy with it...but it felt it needed to be written, so I wasn't going to argue.

1.12.2003
 
So, my brother broke up with his girlfriend today. Why do I mention this? Well, in the process of talking to him about it, I realized that I was saying to him the same things people say to me about not beating myself up and that I'm not a bad person or whatever it is they say (I'm usually too busy trying to come up with something negative to say about myself to listen...).

So I'm trying to convince myself that, while there are things I'd like to improve, that I'm not a worthless piece of shit, and I do have things going for me. I just need to put the work in to make things better for myself, and I'm worth putting in the work for.

At the same time, I'm having a conversation about picking up and moving away, and not telling anyone, so I can a fresh start. No reputation, no knowledge of my past, nothing. I can live in denial all day. It'd be wonderful. Everytime I've had a new start, I didn't how to approach people and start new friendships. I just hoped people would feel bad for me if I made well known that I was upset--so for a long time (and I probably still don't have my hands on it fully) I couldn't have a normal conversation with someone. This has been one of the biggest fears of mine: if I fix what's wrong, I won't have anything to talk about it, since most of my conversation is based on things going wrong. Plus, my problems have been, for the most part, the only way I've gotten people to be my friend.

But I can't let the negativity stand in my way of what I need to. Get my head on straight, get a (real) job, get myself driving, get out of my parents house. Then we'll work on the women. But feeling like this, no one would want to be with me. I understand that, and it's starting to click a little. Hope I can keep it up.


1.08.2003
 
Conversation:

Mom: "In case you didn't know, we no longer have a washing machine."

Me: "Yes, well, my first hint that something was wrong was the big empty space right where the washing machine used to be."

1.07.2003
 
Thought for today:

If people are just going to walk up them anyway, and get pissed off when you don't, why bother having escalators?

 
WHoops again.

Too much Madden 2003, not enough interesting stuff going on in my life.

From Baseball Prospectus:

Answers to Your top pitching prospect just threw 126 pitches in AA. How do you feel?

"I'd pat him on the back. We're making babies out of farmhands in baseball today. Then we wonder why they don't go eight or nine."
--Art Stewart, Royals scouting director

"It would never happen. We'd probably be listening to the game on the Internet, and would call the manager before he had the chance."
--Paul DePodesta, Athletics assistant general manager

When you look at the standings next year, remember these quotes.

1.02.2003
 
My boss wandered over to my desk today at work. She then asked me if I "had anything to do". I had to resist answering "waiting to die".

Only to see the look on her face when I said it.

1.01.2003
 
The X10 camera has a pop up ad saying, "Put this camera anywhere!".

It's going to be exploring the bowels of the people who make it if they don't keep popping up on my computer.

 
Oh, Happy New Year everyone.

 
It's 2003. For me at least.

I'm trying to contain my excitement.

OK. Done.

Another bleedin' year. Whoopedy doooooo.